Am I Not Turtley Enough for You?
Man, have you ever tried to get access to the Turtle Club? It’s no easy feat. Not even Pistachio Disguisey: The Master of Disguise played on the silver screen by the talented, Dana Carvey could gain access to the illustrious supper club. And, he was wearing a full turtle costume. Apparently, he wasn’t turtley enough for the Turtle Club. Now, I’m not saying these Still by Hand cable knit turtlenecks will get you past the snooty host, but it will certainly up your chances. Wearing one demonstrates confidence, a sophisticated sense of style, and the ability to pull fabric over your head in an attempt to hide from would be predators—all of the qualities the discerning host looks for at the Turtle Club.
- Made in Japan
- 100% wool
- Textured turtleneck with one cable knit sleeve
- Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
MEASUREMENTS TAKEN FROM A SIZE 3/M:
- chest, 21”
- shoulder, 19.25”
- sleeve length, 25.25”
- center back length, 27.25”